"Brian is the guy that wouldn’t come out to play as a kid because he was playing through Metroid again to get the special ending. But it turns out that kid grew up to be one of the funniest joke tellers on the internet." -- Playboy

Brian Gaar is a mild-mannered reporter by day and a mild-mannered comedian by night.

His debut album, "Never Gonna Be Famous," reached #2 on iTunes and has continued to be a bestseller. Playboy named him one of the funniest people on Twitter.

Brian's jokes have appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Esquire, CBS News, Playboy, The Huffington Post, Happy Place and theCHIVE. He’s a contributor to WitStream and was named one of the Best Twitter Accounts of 2013 by Paste Magazine.

Brian performs standup all over the country and has performed at South By Southwest Comedy, the Moontower Comedy Festival, Out of Bounds and the NC Comedy Arts Festival.




Upcoming shows

  • Friday, Apr 10th 2015 - Saturday, Apr 11th 2015 Brian Gaar in The Velveeta Room
    Austin, TX
  • Wednesday, Apr 22nd 2015 - Thursday, Apr 23rd 2015 Brian Gaar in Moontower Comedy Festival
    Austin, TX


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